Thursday, July 23, 2009

candyland is not always perfect,nothing always means something!

haha!
jadi pas lagi googling look what i found!
a little puppy!
no just kidding
well....
a girl dictionary
sebagai cewek juga i don't understand why do people needs a dictionary to talk to a girl!
mungkin karena cewe selalu ngomong berputar-putar, gak ke inti-nya,and hide something
well just read
She says                               English  ---------                              
-------  We need                                I want 
It's your decision                     The correct decision should be obvious by now
 Do what you want                       You'll pay for this later 
 We need to talk                        I need to complain  
Sure...go ahead                        I don't want you to.
 I'm not upset                          Of course I'm upset, you moron. 
 You're...so manly                      You need a shave and you sweat a lot. 
You're certainly attentive tonight.    Is sex all you ever think about?
 I'm not emotional!  And I'm not        I have PMS 
overreacting!
 Be romantic, turn out the lights.      I have flabby thighs.  
This kitchen is so inconvenient.       I want a new house.
 I want new curtains                    and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper...
 Hang the picture there                 No, I mean hang it there! 
 I heard a noise                        I noticed you were almost asleep.
 Do you love me?                        I'm going to ask for something expensive. 
How much do you love me?          I did something today you're really not going to like... 
I'll be ready in a minute.             Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. 
Is my butt fat?                         Tell me I'm beautiful.  
You have to learn to communicate.      Just agree with me. 
 Are you listening to me!?              [Too late, your dead.] 
 Yes                                    No 
No                                     No  
Maybe                                  No
 I'm sorry.                             You'll be sorry. 
Do you like this recipe?               It's easy to fix, so you'd better get get used to it.
 I'm not yelling!                       Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.    
In answer to the question "What's wrong?"   
 The same old thing.            Nothing.                              
Nothing     Everything.                           
Everything     My PMS is acting up.
 Nothing, really.                    It's just that you're such a jerk. 
I don't want to talk about it.    Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you.
dan menurut gw it's quite right.
hahahah funny thought!
oh ya kemaren gw lagi baca-baca katanya di china or somewhere gw lupa
 gambar paris hilton,johnny depp, and garfield itu gak boleh dibuka
i dont know why! why the hell garfield and johnny depp???maybe kalo paris hilton is because porn
or whatever..haha well
that's kinda freak
okay that's all nothing i want to tell you again
well
see ya!
xox
VEGAS BARBIE

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